American Nobility

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The American Nobility commemorative series elevates those who most perfectly capture the American ideals.

see: Discharge_Petition

Ballmer: For his demonstration of optimizing around a regulatory problem with Kawhi Leonard, and for engaging the media to present his side more fairly than any other.

Musk: For the boldness, brashness, and whimpering fragility that exemplify the American nobility.

Thiel: For unironically asserting that not only does one dollar equal one vote, but anything else would be immoral.